After the general setting has been achieved (see my previous post for that), begin with your usual foreplay. Go down on your woman’s pussy with a passion reserved for premium-grade ice-cream. Massage her clit gently (we’ll deal with the art of sucking pussy at another time). When she is thoroughly wet and moaning like a bitch in heat, you may reach for the vibrator.

“Let me show you how to do it!”

Make sure you have soothing background music, so that the buzzing/drilling of the vibrator will not overpower the atmosphere you so painstakingly created. Now, use the vibrator to gently apply constant pressure on her clit. If she likes it, and after you make sure she is wet, you can insert a finger, or a few fingers into her vagina, and finger fuck her. You can also divide the workload between your tongue and the vibrator. Keep applying gentle pressure on her clit - that’s the secret you know.

“now I’m ready to come!”

Unless she expressly requests it, refrain from shoving the fucker into her pussy. Leave that task to your own erect, pulsing, manly penis. You may also fuck her in such a position that leaves you enough maneuvering room to also massage her clit with the vibrator. At any rate, it all comes down to keeping constant gentle pressure on her clit. If everything works according to plan and you have managed to create a steaming sexual atmosphere, she will soon explode with a vengeance. Keep a towel ready. Good luck!

If you want to see how its done in real time and get some hands-on practice, go live and direct your own tutorial!

The art of using a vibrator is not so much in the actual mechanics as in the surrounding atmosphere. Get the atmosphere wrong, and the whole thing will become cheap and dirty, get it right and sparks will fly.

“It’s all about the atmosphere!”

The secret lies in the ability to elegantly integrate the use of a vibrator as an inseparable part of the sexual experience. Otherwise the whole thing can become a mechanical drilling operation. In order to achieve the right atmosphere, follow this rule: a vibrator that appears in the first act will be made use of in the third!

“I couldn’t wait for the last act!”

Use it straight away and the whole suspense element is flushed down the toilet, and you’ll be left with a box-office-disaster. Instead, only introduce the vibrator in the beginning. Place it visibly next to the bed, but don’t reach for it. Its presence alone will create a healthy anticipation. You may discuss the issue, making sure your partner is willing for you to conduct experiments on her tingling pussy, but postpone the actual deed until things are more heated up.

At any rate, you can get some “hands on” experience right here . . .

The third advantage provided by sex toys is their ability to facilitate great female orgasms. Listen closely! this is a great revelation: women like to orgasm as much as men do! Unfortunately, unlike men who shoot their load with relative ease, most women need prolonged clitoral stimulation to reach an orgasm.

“Cum stimulate my clit!”

Now, simple logic:

assertion no. 1 - making a woman climax, especially with casual sex, will elevate your manly status from “yeah, it was ok, I have to leave now!” to “that was fucking awesome! When can I see you again?”;

Assertion no. 2 - making them reach a fucking orgasm can be a grueling physical task which may end in a sprained tongue, or a dislocated finger;

Assertion no. 3 - dildos and vibrators are excellent for generating female orgasms. Heck, women themselves often view them as an adequate substitute for men in general;

“Go bananas with sex toys!”

Conclusion - learn how to use a fucking vibrator. It will save you a load of sweat, and can also be interpreted as creative and kinky, which are two very lucrative characteristics when it comes to branding yourself as an alpha-sex-male. Good vibrations!

So, get creative and go bananas with sex toys!

The second advantage of sex toys is that they bring a lot of spice into your sex life. Modern humans have been dubbed by evolutionists as “the playing man”. We play as part of our social bonding. From a young age we all play, of course, in order to learn and implement necessary social skills, but we continue to play throughout our entire lives.

“This is the strangest looking strawberry I ever seen!”

Be it courting games, sports, career moves, or political games, our social arena is a huge playing field with fabulous attractions. Among the most exciting of these games are the sex games, and what are games without TOYS? It can be great fun to turn the bed into a “sand-box” for adults. Today you have at your disposal an array of dildos, pocket rockets, anal plugs, fur covered hand cuffs, straps, love chairs, kinky underwear, sex-machines, latex pussies, Chinese balls, the old whipped cream and strawberries, and a myriad of other crazy sex appliances invented for the betterment of mankind.

“Please be my bed toy!”

So don’t miss out, and treat yourself and your partner to some bed toys!

Sex toys provide three sex advantages:

• First, the mere act of choosing them can be turned into great foreplay, as well as a free sex education;
• Second, they spice up the actual sex;
• Three, with the right use they can facilitate better orgasms.

In today’s post we’ll deal with the first sex advantage, choice and choosing.

“Guess what I’ve got!”

Given the myriad of sex toys on the market today, choosing the ones that you want requires some research to be done. This can take you and your partner on a fun, stimulating, sex inquiry journey. You can, of course, make your search on the net. In this case you can turn it into a fun foreplay session, going through different, sometimes bizarre, toys. Believe me, it’s great fun.

“This knob is just begging me to sit on it!”

Another way is going out to a sex shop. This is also great fun. You can choose a sleazy shop and view the experience as a sort of risqué anthropological sex quest, or apt for the more high scale designer sex shops which abundant today. These have the added advantage of providing professional guidance. In any case, the mere searching, choosing, and buying of sex toys can be an exciting sexual activity by itself.

“Oops I think I dropped my dildo!”

Since people have different sexual needs and desires, it is difficult to provide clear guidelines regarding how to choose sex toys. However, given the variety of sex toys out there it is safe to assert that there is one for every sexual taste, desire, and fetish in existence.

So go sex-infantile with sex toys!

It is true that like men, women - even married ones - also enjoy the occasional quickie. Everyday life, however, is usually more mundane. The lot of us who are not liberated yuppie bachelors, usually come to the end of the day with just enough energy to maybe watch some TV, or read a bit in bed before hitting the sack.

“cum play with me!”

It takes some effort, especially among seasoned couples, to gather enough stamina for sex. Now, as opposed to the general male view, the mere suggestion of sexual conduct (for example: “honey, prepare your cunt, here I come!”, or the more traditional middle class one: “honey, it’s been a long time!”), does not turn a woman’s pussy instantly wet. No. As opposed to the steaming, ever passionate, instant 247 enabled sex portrayed in popular media and porn flicks, real after work before going to bed sex needs building up in order to be exciting, and not just another chore that needs to be brushed out of the way.

“Guess what I have in the box!”

The ability to play, and to remain spicy even after working hours, ensures not only better sex, but also a healthier, prolonged sex life. Mind you, there is no need to hang yourself butt naked from the chandelier. The simple hugging, kissing, and showing general human affection before going animalistic, will usually suffice.

So, try not to be a corpse in bed, there will be plenty of time for that in the grave!

Yes, this again! I know it’s difficult to fathom, but most women find pre-penetration frolicking to be extremely sexually stimulating. In fact, the more inventive you’ll prove yourself to be before the actual sex, the more rewarding the sex will be. Also, professing yourself to be an able foreplayer will give you a lot of extra points with potential sex mates.

“Come foreplay with me!”

Of course, you will also have to deliver. Good foreplay can be anything from the complex romantic paramilitary operation (for example: a candlelit room with a trail of flowers leading all the way to the bed where heart-shaped chocolates and champagne are waiting), through to the downright idiotic (for example: cooking your woman a light dinner completely nude, or a simple nude wrestling match on the bed), up to the simple hugging and kissing.

“I’m ready for you”

So remember, on occasion it is all right, even great fun, to jump straight into the deed, but on other occasions take the time to foreplay!

Believe me, not only will it make you much more desirable, you’ll also better your chances of a rematch by a mile.

We are all sex addicts. This is the sad result of years of an acute cheap porno overdose. Ever more extreme porno flicks, free unlimited porno on the internet, stupid soap operas, grotesque reality shows, misleading life-style shows, national politics. We are bombarded by an ever-flowing stream of gross misconceptions about sex, sexuality, and relationships.

“come teach me some manners!”

In the porno oriented brave new world we live in, emotions; love; personal acquaintances and time are all thrown out the window. Instead, we wish to jump straight into animalistic; quick; emotionless; anonymous fucking. Today many people have come to expect all women to look like models, and behave like hookers, and all men to have smooth, gym bodies, a perpetual erection, never failing sexual stamina, and never ending reservoirs of cum. The reality is, of course, completely, different. People are complex, faulty, fragile beings.

“I’m cleaning up my act!”

In fact, we are nothing like the ideal porno image we desperately attempt to emulate. Sadly the vast majority of us never will be - a cold hard fact of life. We must remember that in the midst of all the tits-and-ass culture we have created, stands the humble, weak, flawed, at times impotent, human being. So today’s tip is somewhat vague, and possibly difficult to implement, but nonetheless important - Remember you are a human being!

“I’m just human!”

You are not a perpetual, never failing, sex-machine. You are a human with feelings, faults, disappointments, bodily hair, commitments, and a brain!

So don’t be afraid to be human, and don’t be afraid to accept others as human!

Today’s sex-tip is related to tip no. 4 in as much as it does not deal with your physical abilities, but rather with the more elusive, and harder to come by, mental capabilities.

“I like reading poetry before fucking!”

You see, you can be the greatest Adonis of anal fucking who ever walked the face of the earth.

You know everything there is to know about lubrication, and gradual penetration.

However, if your partner hates anal, and you attempt to impress her by shoving your erect cock up her anus, then you are up for a surprise.

In the best case scenario she’ll break the just emptied beer bottle on your head, and whilst screaming in horror will try to castrate you with her teeth, or in the worst case  she’ll begin to weep. In this case you might as well bite your own dick off. This is, of course, an extreme example, but a telling one. These atrocities could have been prevented if only you’d ask beforehand.

“I cum with the furniture!”

I know most guys hate asking, they find it demeaning. They are male; they have an intuitive knowledge about everything that exists. Fine. However, women are not IKEA furniture; they are unique creatures with individual, ever changing sets of complex instructions.

The best way to make a woman happy in bed is to know what she likes and dislikes. This can be achieved in one of two ways: trial and error which usually ends in either castration or weeping and suicide; or a simple, easy, enjoyable, wine accompanied sex conversation. Now, mind you this conversation should be carried out before the sex, and not following the initial scream after you misguidedly bit on her nipple. Kapish?!!!

Fact is that women in the last few decades have become weary of men; that is fucking fed up. In the western world more and more fine women decide to remain single, or go lesbian.

“I’m attracted to intellect!”

Faced with hoards of brain-drained, sex-crazed, shallow idiots, this is but a reasonable solution. This is not the place to analyze the process by which despite the great advent of feminism, guys today are less informed about female needs than ever before, but it’s a fact. Happily, this sad fact can also prove itself to be an advantage. If most guys are sex-ignorant assholes (although the vast majority believe they are sex-masters), then the ones who aren’t have a huge advantage - kapish?

“get sex smart, or else!”

Fact is that women find intellect more arousing then looks. Knowledge and smarts are a great aphrodisiac. In fact, in today’s web-based dating environment, being able to chat fluently and intelligently is more important than going to the gym. Of course, if you are a true bred natural idiot then we cannot help you (you can always buy sex), but for the rest of you our sex tip for today is: GET SEXMART, GET LAID!