With the stock market falling faster than the stocks of Sarah Palin after the election, millions of people losing their jobs, top executives leasing private jets to get to a meeting dealing with them going bust, the sound of your savings in flames, and most of all the overwhelming feeling of complete and utter helplessness, is certainly not very beneficial for your libido. Given the fact that this crisis is expected to fuck up our lives in the near future, it is a good thing to learn some new sexual survival skills. So to help you here are a few guidelines to the sexual survival of the financial crisis:

“I need sexurity!”

1. Cook romantic diners in your house instead of going out to fancy restaurants. As women really dig a guy that can cook, This will not only raise your stocks as a potential lover, but also save you loads of money (I’ll give some recipes for simple to make sexually arousing dishes in the upcoming tips);
2. Ask your date to a bike ride instead of using your car. This will not only save you gas, but can be perceived as a creative romantic gesture, plus you know you should lose a few pounds anyways;
3. When asked what you do for a living opt for one of two options: [a] Say you are an accountant in a big financial firm that just went bust, and exploit her feelings of sympathy towards your fired ass misfortune; [b] Say you are a bankruptcy lawyer, and hope that her sense of womanly need for security will overcome the fact that you are prospering off the misery of others;
4. Open a modeling agency for former female executives. This is sure to bring into your lap hoards of desperate middle management MILFs. Heck, you may find yourself taking nude pictures of the slut who was promoted instead of you in the last bout of equal opportunity;
5. Open an account in one of the adult live sex chat sites. This will promise you a never ending supply of the hottest babes on the planet delivered straight to your home. These babes are oblivious to the fact that civilization as we know it is collapsing, and all they want to do is pleasure you right here and right now. When it comes to escapism - which, let’s face it, is the only sensible solution to the situation, Adult live webcams are the dirt cheap and healthy alternative to hallucinogenic drugs.

“Top busty executive looking for any job, any!”

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There are many turn-on’s out there - but one of the favorites is some quality porn. You must know how to get your partner in the mood for some serious sex and one way of doing it is through the visual media of pornography. Renting or buying some sensible porno - nothing too hectic that’ll make her think you’re one sick and twisted fucker though! (although that can also be a good thing as we’ll learn later). You want something to show the gal that you’re able to think outside the box of the conventional. Chances are that she’s equally daring and adventurous. She’ll be happy to try out new things if you show some backbone and initiative. When the clothes come off and the lights go out, all inhibitions naturally evaporate. That polite person - hidden behind the façade of society’s rules will soon fade away. Graceful Mary becomes the scream-queen as polite Peter goes on another erotic conquest. The sexual he-man will emerge from within you and you will need to show the way. If you’re interested in getting her warmed up to the task, then slot a DVD into the player and free the inhibitions from the room; lighten the mood and get cranked up for some hard-core action. Remember there’s a fine line between downright disgusting & twisted and something that’s sure to excite and arouse the two of you. It’s all about eroticism. That’s where it’s at guys - getting the love juices flowing, getting that heart-rate up and letting your sexual energy reach a climax.

“Come watch me watch you!”

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Since you are not going to suck your own dick (many have tried but only 1% of them have succeeded), we’ll deal here with the female side of the oral equation - giving good tongue. Here are some ground rules:

“Chat with me”

1. Get informed - giving good tongue is all about applying the correct amount of pressure on the right erogenous areas. In order to do that it is really a good idea to know where these are in the first place. So for crying out loud, open the fucking internet and learn where the female sexual organs are situated;
2. Keep safe - before sticking your tongue in the muff make sure the area looks and smells healthy. A pussy should smell like a combination of mild detergent and musk, any other smell is fishy. Keep in mind that the smell down there intensifies around the time of the monthly period, so not all strong odors are necessarily bad. Fortunately, the vast majority of women will only allow you down there if they are 110% sure their pussy smells of lilacs. Just to make sure, however, the finger test is a good technique to evaluate the situation on the ground before committing yourself. Without being too obvious, simply move your finger across her pussy and sniff. This move alone (scratch and sniff) is a turn on to many women, and you’ll get a chance to avoid environmental hazards;
3. Take it slowly - Even in the heat of passion, don’t charge in there like a raging bull. Unlike men who are ready to go as soon as lift up is achieved, women usually need a longer time to warm up. Begin by caressing and lightly kissing the flesh around her pussy while slowly and gently massaging her clit with the tip of your finger (if you don’t know where the clit is refer to rule no. 1 above). If all this goes well she should be wet by now and ready for the tongue treatment (the finger treatment will be discussed in a separate post);
4. Home in on the clit - when it comes to tonguing most of the focus should be on the clit. Most women reach orgasm from clitoral stimulation. Applying constant pressure on the clit is the first step towards sending your woman into sexual paradise;
5. Pressure and velocity - I know it sounds like the beginning of commentary on the National Geographic channel, but it’s actually the key to making your woman reach a tongue induced orgasm. As a rule of thumb start by massaging the clit slowly with your tongue, and gradually increase the pressure and velocity. To prolong the experience you can go slow and then fast, and then slow again, until explosion.

“Cum lick me!”

After you’ll become a tongue master, you can combine advanced maneuvers such as fingering while sucking, and even the fine art of inducing squirting, but we’ll deal with these separately. Now mind you, giving good tongue requires some jaw stamina, and after the first few trials your mouth may go numb for a few days. However, practice makes better, so practice.

The philosophy behind the tongue

Oral sex is the most erotic thing you can do before penetration. Unfortunately, too many guys out there think of oral sex as a one sided affair summarized in two words - blow job. Well people, I’ve got news for you - the times when most women satisfied themselves by satisfying their man is well gone in most normal societies. Today more and more women, especially the young and hot ones (i.e. the ones you want to fuck in the first place), are seasoned veterans of many a female orgasm (due to men’s much too common ineptitude in this field, these are mostly self induced).

“I’m waiting to lick your lollipop!”

If you think you can lay butt naked on your back, hands stretched behind your head, and have your dick sucked with no strings attached, think again. Unless you are the master in a BDSM oriented relationship (a subject I’ll deal with in a separate post), getting a blowjob is now a two track deal. I blow you - you blow me. A reciprocal oral sex is no longer a mere recommendation at the discretion of the bloke, no. Today it is a prerequisite of most, if not all, babes. Not only that, but many a woman will judge a guy by his tongue skills, the motto being - “you can’t suck pussy, you can’t have pussy!”. But that’s only the half of it - in many cases the scales have turned completely, and you may find yourself unilaterally servicing a pussy - life’s a bitch ain’t it? Keep in mind that polls among young western babes reveal time after time that guys who give good tongue are hard to come by, and are hot sought after merchandize. Now combine that fact with the revelation in my first sex-tip that women talk about guys, and you’ve got a potent recipe to get pussy and loads of it (I have a friend who actually made a successful career out of being a master pussy licker).

“I want to be creamed!”

Having said all that, you should be able to understand by now that in order to better your chances of getting laid you must learn how to suck pussy, and learn to do it well. Keep posted and I’ll tell you how.

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Living in a densely populated urban area, I get to hear lovemaking as it happens. Shouts and screams of utter sexual bliss are part of my night score. Women, of course, are expected to express themselves vocally, and those who don’t risk the stigma of frigidity. Guys, on the other hand, can conduct an entire fucking sessions as though they were silent movie stars. So, wake the fuck up! Women like to hear you moan with pleasure as much as you like to hear them. Now mind you we’re not talking about running live commentary of your anal/oral/vaginal penetration - you are not on ESPN.

“cum make me shout!”

What we’re talking about is keeping the channels of communication open - expressing yourselves. The act of fucking is naturally intimate (well, most of the time) and decidedly intense. The way to enhance the entire experience is through body language, sensitivity, praise, encouragement, talking, moaning, screaming, and so forth. All of these verbal and non-verbal gestures will lead to a heightened awareness and appreciation of just what’s going on between you and your partner as you exchange fluids.

“I’m sexpressing myself!”

So after you’ve talked your head off just to persuade the bitch to get into bed with you, don’t go dumb when you finally get her there. Sexpress yourself!

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Here’s a small Martha Stewart style sex tip that can enhance your fucking experience immeasurably - pillows can be used as great sex props. How so you’re probably wondering? Well, think of them as a handy leverage device. You can literally utilize your pillow to position your body, or that of your partner, so that a whole array of enhanced sexual positions opens up. For instance, pillows can be used to prop your babe’s butt tail-end up while you’re getting medieval on her ass . Likewise you can use a pillow to elevate your pelvis while she rodeos your cock and balls. You can shove a stack of fluffy pillows under her back, lift her feet way up, and shag her on the diagonal. This feet over head position is great since sex induced adrenalin will rush into her brains and make her delirious with pleasure. So much so that you may need another pillow to muffle up her screams. Heck, even before I’ve mentioned the joy of a good pillow fight (I’ll dedicate a whole post to this issue), there are plenty of pillow possibilities so use your imagination. When it’s all said and done you’ll have that wonderful aromatic reminder of a deed well done when you lay down your head to rest on your favorite pillow!

“Cum feel my pillows!”

Since we went online a few weeks ago we are gaining popularity. So if you are seeking easy, short, and fun to read sex tips this is the site for you. Today we’ll deal with the issue of erotic massage.

“cum massage my aching back!”

If you paid attention to our previous tips you should basically have all your ducks in a row (metaphorically speaking), you are going to have to deliver on your promise to pleasure the beautiful dame. It took some coquettish behavior on her part to excite you and it certainly required maximum efforts from your side to seal the deal. Now guys, you don’t want to blow this opportunity: tune that engine, it’s about to purr!! For the next sex-tip you’re going to want to interlock your fingers and extend your arms out straight in front of you. Are you up to the challenge? It’s time to get the massage oil out, because you’re about to lube her up. No - don’t ejaculate just yet, we’re talking a sensual, erotic massage. As you will already know from watching a lot of late-night TV shows, erotic massages are the crème de la crème. These little beauties are the catalyst that you’re going to need to light the fires of passion.

“Are you ready for round two?”

Don’t be a lazy-assed freak - work for your just reward. The gal is going to enjoy being pleasured from the hip to the lip - work up to a crescendo, enjoy the physical pleasuring, it’s about to get good. There are plenty of high-quality massage oils out there. Try a little lavender or sweet almond, lemon grass or apricot kernel - they work like a charm. Aromatherapy was an art-form perfected in days of old. This all-over relaxation technique tweaks and repairs those areas of the body in need of some TLC. There’s nothing quite like strapping yourself in for a solid massage before you unleash your cannon or peashooter - your call!

This time we’ll offer you important sex stamina tips pertaining to the issue of pre-ejac. Premature ejaculation is a problem some of you are probably sadly familiar with. Nothing and I mean absolutely fucking nothing will destroy your chances more than opening the flood gates prematurely. What the fuck are you going to do when you run out of gas? Let’s face it - you have little more than a spoonful of cum and it’s going to be a while before you’re locked and loaded again. Granted premature ejaculation is something that is difficult to control, at least initially, and thus difficult to avoid using simple sex stamina tips. However, don’t despair, help is at hand. If you suffer from pre-ejac the first thing you should do is seek professional help. There are great medical remedies available today and you needn’t suffer. However, while you wait for your appointment let me give you two sex stamina tips that might help you. First and foremost learn how to relax. Yoga is always a good thing to learn, but you can also get books on Kama Sutra or Tantric Sex.

“Let the doctor take your problems away!”

Second, and most important, shift your focus from your pleasure to your partner’s. In this regard you can refer to sex tips for g spot, or tips a girl wants to have sex with you, etc’ in order to learn the necessary skills to pleasure a woman. Think of these skills not in the sexual sense, but rather as technical skills - like fixing a car. Transforming yourself into a woman pleasure mechanic is a great sex stamina tip. In this way you can actually transform your pre-ejac problem into a great sex advantage.You see, knowing the sex tips for g spot pleasuring will not only make you a sought after lover, but will also allow you to shift your focus from your own throbbing dick to her throbbing motor. Concentrating on the technical task ahead will make it much easier for you to control your impulse to shoot your load prematurely. It’s really a win-win scenario. You keep your urges at bay, and your partner gets great pit-stop service. Good luck!

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Now guys this is one area where you’re going to have pay particular attention. If you - like the vast majority of sex-starved males out there - are looking to get some serious pussy, then you are going to have to follow a basic rule of thumb. Are you ready? Here it comes - keep yourself clean and lightly perfumed (we do not want to rinse the arousing musk odor completely) before oral or penetrative sex. Pay special attention to your cock and balls.

“I’m here to serve you!”

We can’t always predict when these sexual encounters are likely to occur, so you’ll really do yourself a lot of good if you make cleanliness a way of life. There’s nothing worse for a chick than getting repulsed by your body odor. On a serious note though: what’s your take on sex hygiene? Are you a diver; a weed-whacker; a pussy-eating fiend, or a guy who likes to play it safe and go for conventional sex? You know the academic banger - that ritualistic missionary sex with a condom and a little foreplay. Well, let’s get one thing straight here guys - the gals love a guy who loses all inhibitions in the act of lovemaking. Love juices will flow; let’s keep it nice and clean.

“I love sex-hygienic guys!”

Babes want a man to take charge; to lay down the law - so to speak. So take responsibility! There’s a lot of nasty little critters out there - spare yourself the indignity and make sure you stay virus free. Whatever your fetish, that’s your business, but it’s good to be sexually hygienic. So get cleaned up; this is your big moment. Keep your apartment all clean and neat, make sure your clothes are stain and stench free, every so often trim the forest down there, clip your nails for fucks sake, bath often and have at least one expensive bottle of men’s perfume at hand, and always carry mints with you.

“can you please cum help me!”

Believe me - keeping clean and hygienic can make all the difference when it comes to getting laid! And if you don’t believe me, you can ask them yourself . . .

Play can be defined as an unstructured, or structured, activity which engages the senses and the imagination in order to manipulate and mold the perceived reality into temporary new forms. Playing among people involves all sorts of make-believe or pretend interactions, either with other people, or with oneself. Playing also sometimes incorporates props, or toys, in order to enhance the make belief environment and render it more realistic. Games usually have some sort of vaguely defined goals, but these are tentative, and prone to quick changes. Games are a dynamic arena. Adult sex games are no different!

“Cum play with us!”

We all play all the time. In our workplace, at home, in the public arena, among friends, and even alone. The ability to play is crucial for defining our place in society, as well as our self image. It is a well proven fact that people who have good playing skills are usually found to be intelligent and highly imaginative. Traits that are crucial for success in our personal and professional life. It is also a well known fact that men who know how to play are more successful with woman and get laid more, much more. It is indeed no coincidence that the activities entailed in meeting a sexual partner is called “the courting game”.

“Please come play with me!”

So, our sex tip for today is learn how to play! and don’t worry, in our future posts we’ll take you through the ropes step by step beginning with the all important courting and seduction game in real life as well as on the internet, and ending with the fun filled adult bed games. So keep posted!

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