Tip no. 15 – sex hygiene

Now guys this is one area where you’re going to have pay particular attention. If you - like the vast majority of sex-starved males out there - are looking to get some serious pussy, then you are going to have to follow a basic rule of thumb. Are you ready? Here it comes - keep yourself clean and lightly perfumed (we do not want to rinse the arousing musk odor completely) before oral or penetrative sex. Pay special attention to your cock and balls.

“I’m here to serve you!”

We can’t always predict when these sexual encounters are likely to occur, so you’ll really do yourself a lot of good if you make cleanliness a way of life. There’s nothing worse for a chick than getting repulsed by your body odor. On a serious note though: what’s your take on sex hygiene? Are you a diver; a weed-whacker; a pussy-eating fiend, or a guy who likes to play it safe and go for conventional sex? You know the academic banger - that ritualistic missionary sex with a condom and a little foreplay. Well, let’s get one thing straight here guys - the gals love a guy who loses all inhibitions in the act of lovemaking. Love juices will flow; let’s keep it nice and clean.

“I love sex-hygienic guys!”

Babes want a man to take charge; to lay down the law - so to speak. So take responsibility! There’s a lot of nasty little critters out there - spare yourself the indignity and make sure you stay virus free. Whatever your fetish, that’s your business, but it’s good to be sexually hygienic. So get cleaned up; this is your big moment. Keep your apartment all clean and neat, make sure your clothes are stain and stench free, every so often trim the forest down there, clip your nails for fucks sake, bath often and have at least one expensive bottle of men’s perfume at hand, and always carry mints with you.

“can you please cum help me!”

Believe me - keeping clean and hygienic can make all the difference when it comes to getting laid! And if you don’t believe me, you can ask them yourself . . .